Love potions

If I knew how to make love potions
I would make people love themselves
If only I knew the recipe for love potions
I’d make chemical weapons for people to love themselves

I’d make them appreciate themselves
I’d make them admire themselves
I’d make them care for themselves
I’d make them stare at mirrors and long for themselves

I’d make them laugh at their own jokes
Like “Oh my God you’re just too funny”
I’d make them complement their looks
Like “Oh stop it you, you sweet pot of honey”

I’d make them stand up for themselves
When someone’s treating them bad
I’d make them cheer up themselves
When they are feeling down and sad

If only I knew how to make love potions
Sweetheart I would make you love yourself
If only I had the recipe for love potions
I’d make you love yourself before you loved me